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I just finished up my The Great Gatsby essay while ago. While pathvain_aelien was proofreading it, she tried to paste a quote I had included to a different paragraph, but accidentally pasted something from a text file I have on how often I have used each of my userpics (because I've started trying not to leave any of my userpics unused for too long) instead, since it happened to still be in the clipboard. The resulting sentence said:

As Nick states, , back of Riley's head

:D

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pathvain_aelien
Dec. 16th, 2009 05:10 pm (UTC)
The back of Riley's head encompasses everything. It IS everything.
matt1993
Dec. 17th, 2009 02:24 am (UTC)
Indeed. That could be my less overused alternative to Chuck Norris jokes!

i.e.

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris the back of Riley's head has five dollars, Chuck Norris the back of Riley's head has more money than you.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's the back of Riley's head's computer. Chuck Norris The back of Riley's head is always in control.
Apple pays Chuck Norris the back of Riley's head 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris The back of Riley's head can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris The back of Riley's head can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
Chuck Norris The back of Riley's head is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Chuck Norris The back of Riley's head destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris The back of Riley's head can kill two stones with one bird.
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