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I just finished up my The Great Gatsby essay while ago. While pathvain_aelien was proofreading it, she tried to paste a quote I had included to a different paragraph, but accidentally pasted something from a text file I have on how often I have used each of my userpics (because I've started trying not to leave any of my userpics unused for too long) instead, since it happened to still be in the clipboard. The resulting sentence said:

As Nick states, , back of Riley's head

:D

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pathvain_aelien
Dec. 16th, 2009 05:10 pm (UTC)
The back of Riley's head encompasses everything. It IS everything.
matt1993
Dec. 17th, 2009 02:24 am (UTC)
Indeed. That could be my less overused alternative to Chuck Norris jokes!

i.e.

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris the back of Riley's head has five dollars, Chuck Norris the back of Riley's head has more money than you.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's the back of Riley's head's computer. Chuck Norris The back of Riley's head is always in control.
Apple pays Chuck Norris the back of Riley's head 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris The back of Riley's head can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris The back of Riley's head can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
Chuck Norris The back of Riley's head is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Chuck Norris The back of Riley's head destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris The back of Riley's head can kill two stones with one bird.
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I'm depressed. Because the world is ending and there has not been ANY proof that things will ever get better. I'm unable to think about anything except the fact that the world is ending, no matter how hard I try

I hate, hate, hate, HATE the term "social distancing". And being reminded of the coronavirus in any other way.

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  • 4 Sep 2020, 20:21
    They probably won't be mandatory forever, but you still have to wear them.

    I thought I told you that I DO wear a mask whenever I am required to or am told to. Why are you acting like I don't?…
  • 2 Sep 2020, 17:54
    Looking back at the Spanish Flu pandemic, it obviously wasn't like that forever. I don't know if people had problems with being able to adjust.

    They probably won't be mandatory forever, but you…
  • 2 Sep 2020, 13:42
    well before the pandemic, youre supposed to wash your hands before you eat, and after youve been to the toilet. Or if youve got something on your hands. Thats all.

    With the pandemic, its an add on…
  • 2 Sep 2020, 07:07
    Even before this pandemic I've tried to wash my hands whenever I needed to - but I've never been sure if I'm doing so well enough or often enough. :(
  • 2 Sep 2020, 06:59
    but this is now our new normal.

    As I said to arcadia30 above, I'm tired of hearing "new normal" because it implies that it will be like this forever and/or that I'm a bad person for being unable to…
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