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November 18th, 2009

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Location (or, in some REALLY old entries, insult to Detect Button): qqq qq qqq qqqq qqqqqq (out of the mind gutter)

What (if any) books would you ban from a high school library? Are there certain subjects that you feel are inappropriate for teenagers regardless of literary merit?
EDIT: This might look like spam, but you'll get it if you click to read more.

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Uncensored version below:

Nowadays, most teenagers find sexual innuendo in almost anything. I feel that one of these days, every letter of the alphabet except Q will be banned, because for every other letter of the alphabet, there is at least one word starting with it that has sexual connotation of some sort, and so every word containing letters other than Q can be made into an abbreviation for some sort of sexual innuendo. And what if someone comes up with sexual innuendo for a word that starts with Q?

I'm not saying we actually should ban twenty-five letters of the alphabet; just annoyed at the way most teens are.

EDOT: I hate this question now. I had to ban several people from commenting in my journal in advance because of it.

 
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From:witchkatt
Date:November 19th, 2009 03:58 am (UTC)
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Haha, now this is good. Hey Jimmie wanna go q over there in the courtyard? Q? Yeah Q, only thing the adults wont pick up on when we wanna, you know... lol
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From:matt1993
Date:November 19th, 2009 04:06 am (UTC)
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Qqqqq, qqq qqq QQQQQ qqqqqqqq qq qqqq qq qqqqqq qqqqqqqq. Qqqqqq Q'q qqqqq qqqq qqqqq qqq qqqqqqq qq Q'q qq q qqqq qqqqqq, qqqqqqq qq qq qqqqq. :)

Uncensored version: Great, now the WHOLE alphabet is full of sexual innuendo. Though I'm gonna keep using the strings of Q's as a joke anyway, because it is funny. :)
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From:pathvain_aelien
Date:November 19th, 2009 09:25 pm (UTC)
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Lol, that would be great.
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From:pathvain_aelien
Date:November 19th, 2009 09:24 pm (UTC)
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Why did you ban people before they commented?
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From:matt1993
Date:November 20th, 2009 03:57 am (UTC)
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Because I can already tell from their answer to the question that they're definitely not the kind of person that would get along with me.

I'll show you an example if you want. Pick a number between 1 and 5.
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From:irish_ileana
Date:November 19th, 2009 09:30 pm (UTC)
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Okay, I can already think of two innuendos, which is sad. And probably a testament to my own filthy mind.
Actually, we made an entire alphabet of dirty words. Or tried, anyway. It's hard to come up with one for Z.
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From:matt1993
Date:November 20th, 2009 03:51 am (UTC)
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Hint: try Spanish words.

(What am I DOING??)

On another note, there actually is one for Q?

(See above re: what am I DOING??)
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From:irish_ileana
Date:November 20th, 2009 09:17 pm (UTC)
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I'd try, but I'm Canadian; I just know French.
And I'd mention the Q's that came to mind, but although they're more innuendo-y than swear-y I wouldn't want to be corruptive. :P
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From:matt1993
Date:November 20th, 2009 10:37 pm (UTC)
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Well, if I only included actual swear words, my list of appropriate letters would include more than Q too.

Edited at 2009-11-20 10:37 pm (UTC)

Tidbits of Matt's Life

This is where I post my incoherent ramblings. It's where I post the coherent ones, too!