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August 21st, 2009

My non-Writer's Block post of the day @ 04:19 pm

Location (or, in some REALLY old entries, insult to Detect Button): The detect button is in the class of 20010
Soundtrack: SSBB - Super Mario World in G Major

The first two periods in school today were pretty hilarious.

In anatomy class, we got a list of safety procedures. ♯3 is:

"3. Students who are pregnant, taking immunosuppressive drugs, or who have any other medical condition (e.g., diabetes, immunological defect) that might necessitate special precautions in the laboratory must inform the instructor immediately."

And yet the student handbook for our school says that pregnancy and other Level Four offenses can result in expulsion from school. (I don't think these safety procedures were written by our school, but still)

In Bible class, we got a handout of class requirements, grading criteria, and the like. The header says:

"Junior and Senior Boys Bible 2009-20010"

Great. I only have [anyonewhoreferencesthatstupidmemewillbegivenaboottothehead]9000½[/anyonewhoreferencesthatstupidmemewillbegivenaboottothehead] years to study for my midterm exams.

I had a lot more homework today than I did yesterday, but at least it's the weekend!

 
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From:pathvain_aelien
Date:August 24th, 2009 12:50 pm (UTC)
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Wow, if a student is pregnant they get expelled?
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From:matt1993
Date:August 25th, 2009 02:07 am (UTC)
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Yep. I seriously doubt the school has ever had a student THAT evil before, though.

Edited at 2009-08-25 02:13 am (UTC)
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From:pathvain_aelien
Date:August 25th, 2009 04:14 am (UTC)
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Being pregnant doesn't make someone evil! It makes the school kind of stupid though.
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From:matt1993
Date:August 26th, 2009 12:40 am (UTC)
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Being pregnant as a teen is evil though.
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From:pathvain_aelien
Date:August 26th, 2009 01:29 am (UTC)
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I guess we will have to agree to disagree there.

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