pathvain_aelien: I think it's not sticking because it's not glue anymore.
ME: What is it now, then?
PATHVAIN_AELIEN: Uhh...the artist formerly known as glue.
Said of a glue bottle:
MOM: It shot up like a geyser!
ME: Old Faithful Glue!
As a side note, yes, I have officially converted my location field to an insult the detect button based on what the post is about field.