A rejection-sensitivity-based lifeform (matt1993) wrote,
A rejection-sensitivity-based lifeform
matt1993

Our glue is hilarious

Said of a glue stick:

pathvain_aelien: I think it's not sticking because it's not glue anymore.
ME: What is it now, then?
PATHVAIN_AELIEN: Uhh...the artist formerly known as glue.

Said of a glue bottle:

MOM: It shot up like a geyser!
ME: Old Faithful Glue!

As a side note, yes, I have officially converted my location field to an insult the detect button based on what the post is about field.
Tags: detect button, glue, mom, old faithful, pathvain_aelien, the artist formerly known as prince
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