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Four-legged Israelites

MY BIBLE TEACHER: (listing [or at least trying to list] what the Israelites had to do while eating their sheep/goat meat before the tenth plague) ...shoes on their hands...

God does come up with some strange rules, but this is ridiculous.

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apinkpanthress
May. 11th, 2009 04:26 pm (UTC)
Shoes on their Hands? o_O
Erh, whatever... just stopping by to say thnx for the add, did add you back! :)
matt1993
May. 12th, 2009 02:37 am (UTC)
Thanks!

Just in case you didn't get it, my teacher combined "sandals on their feet" and "staffs in their hands". That's why I said "at least trying to list".
apinkpanthress
May. 15th, 2009 02:28 pm (UTC)
No problem. :)
pathvain_aelien
May. 12th, 2009 11:51 am (UTC)
Huh?
pathvain_aelien
Aug. 21st, 2013 07:38 am (UTC)
If you are worrying whenever I say "huh" or anything like that because you think you didn't make sense, that's not the case. I was "huh-ing" your teacher. It just seemed like a weird Bible lesson.
matt1993
Aug. 21st, 2013 06:30 pm (UTC)
(Explanation to anyone besides us who happens to revisit this entry even later than we did: Some drama on LJ that happened much later made it seem not only plausible, but likely, that a lot of my old entries and comments - including this one - might make people, even my LJ friends, hate me, so I linked to all of the posts that I was worried about.)

Well, you still misunderstood a little, because I'm pretty sure he either didn't actually say that and that I just misheard it, or that he said it by accident. And the whole lesson wasn't just about that, anyway. So it falls on me for failing to be clearer.
pathvain_aelien
Aug. 21st, 2013 07:39 pm (UTC)
No, I just meant it was a weird Bible lesson in my opinion. I thought Bible lessons were all about being good or kind, and not actually about any specific details from the Bible or people in it, because I don't know much about Bible lessons.
matt1993
Aug. 22nd, 2013 01:37 am (UTC)
Ah, I see. There's both, actually.
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