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Four-legged Israelites

MY BIBLE TEACHER: (listing [or at least trying to list] what the Israelites had to do while eating their sheep/goat meat before the tenth plague) ...shoes on their hands...

God does come up with some strange rules, but this is ridiculous.
Tags: 10, bible, christianity, four-legged, god, israelites, meat, passover, rules, teachers, ten plagues
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