October 28th, 2010

7:97

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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/science-news/3303699/We-have-broken-speed-of-light.html

"Being able to travel faster than the speed of light would lead to a wide variety of bizarre consequences. For instance, an astronaut moving faster than it would theoretically arrive at a destination before leaving."

http://www.cnn.com/2010/TECH/web/10/28/charlie.chaplin.circus.time.travel/index.html?hpt=C2

A woman with what appears to be a cell phone mysteriously appears in a 1928 Charlie Chaplin movie.

Coincidence? I think not. Hey time traveller, could you please buy me a cure for autism?

*Read every other letter left to right starting with the second, then read every other letter right to left starting with the last (or the second-to-last in the subject line)