Your result for The Spitting For Distance Test...
You scored 4platypus , 7 poindexter , 18 petting zoo !
Well here is the deal. If you're a petting zoo, you might be into group fondling, Poindexters have an affinity for for people they'll never meat, and the platypus may look cute, but he/she has venomous barbs that release a toxin that affects only your pain receptors. It will hurt like nothing you've felt before but you won't die.
(To avoid looking like a hypocrite on a later Writer's Block answer, I should warn that there's a cuss word in this quiz)