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April 19th, 2009

Writer's Block: Witness Protection Name Change @ 12:05 pm

Right now I am annoyingly: procrastinating

People who enter the Witness Protection Program have to change their names. If you were in that situation, which new name would you choose?
Matt Albinotoast. It's no secret that it would have to be something from backwards music.

 
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From:pathvain_aelien
Date:April 20th, 2009 08:10 am (UTC)
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Wow. I would be able to find you so easily. :)
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From:matt1993
Date:April 20th, 2009 11:06 pm (UTC)
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The point is that only you would be able to figure it out.
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From:pathvain_aelien
Date:August 21st, 2013 07:14 am (UTC)
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Why is this a problem? It's cute.
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From:matt1993
Date:August 21st, 2013 06:17 pm (UTC)
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(Explanation to anyone besides us who happens to revisit this entry even later than we did: Some drama on LJ that happened much later made it seem not only plausible, but likely, that a lot of my old entries and comments - including this one - might make people, even my LJ friends, hate me, so I linked to all of the posts that I was worried about.)

Only if no one sees the last name "Albinotoast" and deliberately reads some sort of racist connotation into it even though I just picked a backwards lyric that starts with A because I read that those who enter the Witness Protection Program have to pick a last name that starts with the same letter as their current last name. Yes, it would have to be done deliberately (especially now that this comment is here), and you wouldn't do so, but what if it happens?
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From:pathvain_aelien
Date:August 21st, 2013 07:34 pm (UTC)
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I don't think anyone is going to see that as racist. Not even someone who always sees things as racist.
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From:matt1993
Date:August 22nd, 2013 01:44 am (UTC)
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*starts listening to the Guardian music from Skyward Sword to set the mood*

*copies the following link, trying as hard as possible to avoid rereading even the URL in the process*

How sure of that are you?

*turns the music off*
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From:pathvain_aelien
Date:August 22nd, 2013 10:39 pm (UTC)
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Sure.

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