http://www.trainingzone.co.uk/item/174438
http://www.upi.com/Top_News/US/2011/04/19/Kindergartner-brings-gun-to-school-3-hurt/UPI-66571303262957/
http://www.usatoday.com/money/industries/food/2011-04-12-applebees-alcohol-child.htm
Now for something more light-hearted:
Awww!
EDIT: Oh, and I forgot to include this: NO MORE WEDNESDAYS LEFT OF SCHOOL!! Not sure about Thursdays, though - apparently, I'm not exempt from my Finance exam.