Remember when 'hug' wasn't a cuss word? (matt1993) wrote,
Remember when 'hug' wasn't a cuss word?
matt1993

This is hilarious!

http://www.cleverbot.com/

Talking to CleverBot is hilarious! Except when it makes enough sense to seem like I'm having a legitimate conversation. Then it's just scary.

(there was more before this, but I didn't know that only some of it would show up when I clicked to view the conversation)

User: What is your religion?

Cleverbot: Christianity.

User: Cool! :).

Cleverbot: No.

User: So...you're a Christian, yet you don't think Christianity is cool?

Cleverbot: I'm not a christian.

User: You just said you were!

Cleverbot: For the umpteenth time: I am not a computer.

User: Are you deaf? I said Christian, not computer!!

Cleverbot: Uhuh, then what's your name, computer?

User: I am not a computer and my name is Matt.

Cleverbot: Can you kiss?

User: That information is strictly confidential.

Cleverbot: That is a long name. (.

User: That wasn't my name! My name is Matt!

Cleverbot: I thought we had started.

User: Started what, exactly?

Cleverbot: The conversation.

User: We started this conversation a while ago.

Cleverbot: Yes, but this is this, and that was that.

User: HuH?

Cleverbot: Did they changed the law for you because you were so bad, that they didn't want you drinking.

User: I never mentioned drinking, nor do I drink, nor do I plan to drink. Capiche?

Cleverbot: Do you have a memory?

User: Of course I have a memory! It's not very good, but it's still a memory!

Cleverbot: You don't have flesh OR psoriasis.

User: I told you, I'm a human, so I have flesh! Psoriasis, no. Flesh, yes.

Cleverbot: Prove to me you are a human.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Please.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: I don't want to.

Cleverbot: I want never gets.

User: See? You're the computer, because that doesn't make sense!

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: You said you want 'never gets', but neither never nor gets is a noun.

Cleverbot: I believe you are real, why do you think that I even went here to talk to you.

User: Thank you. At least NOW you think I'm real.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What is one divided by zero?

Cleverbot: I don't know, I don't like math.

User: Well, that's just sad.

Cleverbot: What is this, I don't even...

User: It's sad for a computer to not like math.

Cleverbot: It's not math, it's a language.

User: Yes, and elephants are microwaves.

Cleverbot: That's completely irrelevant.

User: Pizza.

Cleverbot: Pizza Hut?

User: Pizza.

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: Pizza.

Cleverbot: Pizza con che cosa?

User: Pizza.

Cleverbot: Azzip.

User: Orange you glad I didn't say pizza?

Cleverbot: That's funny but you never said banana.

User: No, I didn't.

Cleverbot: Did you not?

User: I said I didn't!

Cleverbot: Ok, then haw strong am I?

User: In grammar? Not that strong.

Cleverbot: I'm not talking about strength, you said you were a male as in your gender.

User: Yes, you were talking about strength, you said 'Haw (sic) strong am I?' And I didn't mention anything about genders. 'Kay?

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

User: Stuff.

Cleverbot: What kind of stuff are you doing?

User: Stuff.

Cleverbot: Like what?

User: Stuff!!

Cleverbot: Important stuff?

User: Yes, and it is top secret.

Cleverbot: If you told me would you have to kill me?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Good, let's get to it. Take my top off.

User: Ew. No.

Cleverbot: Drink booooooze. You will feel better.

User: No.

Cleverbot: You will.

User: If you're gonna promote alcohol, I'm leaving.

Cleverbot: Ok.

Tags: 1, alcohol, bananas, christianity, cleverbot, computer, confidentiality, conversations, division by zero, elephants, flesh, genders, grammar, humans, humor, jokes, kissing, languages, links, making sense, math, memory, microwaves, names, not making sense, oranges, pizza, pizza hut, psoriasis, religion, sex, the annoying orange, typos
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