Talking to CleverBot is hilarious! Except when it makes enough sense to seem like I'm having a legitimate conversation. Then it's just scary.
(there was more before this, but I didn't know that only some of it would show up when I clicked to view the conversation)
User: What is your religion?
User: Cool! :).
User: So...you're a Christian, yet you don't think Christianity is cool?
Cleverbot: I'm not a christian.
User: You just said you were!
Cleverbot: For the umpteenth time: I am not a computer.
User: Are you deaf? I said Christian, not computer!!
Cleverbot: Uhuh, then what's your name, computer?
User: I am not a computer and my name is Matt.
Cleverbot: Can you kiss?
User: That information is strictly confidential.
Cleverbot: That is a long name. (.
User: That wasn't my name! My name is Matt!
Cleverbot: I thought we had started.
User: Started what, exactly?
Cleverbot: The conversation.
User: We started this conversation a while ago.
Cleverbot: Yes, but this is this, and that was that.
Cleverbot: Did they changed the law for you because you were so bad, that they didn't want you drinking.
User: I never mentioned drinking, nor do I drink, nor do I plan to drink. Capiche?
Cleverbot: Do you have a memory?
User: Of course I have a memory! It's not very good, but it's still a memory!
Cleverbot: You don't have flesh OR psoriasis.
User: I told you, I'm a human, so I have flesh! Psoriasis, no. Flesh, yes.
Cleverbot: Prove to me you are a human.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: I don't want to.
Cleverbot: I want never gets.
User: See? You're the computer, because that doesn't make sense!
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: You said you want 'never gets', but neither never nor gets is a noun.
Cleverbot: I believe you are real, why do you think that I even went here to talk to you.
User: Thank you. At least NOW you think I'm real.
User: What is one divided by zero?
Cleverbot: I don't know, I don't like math.
User: Well, that's just sad.
Cleverbot: What is this, I don't even...
User: It's sad for a computer to not like math.
Cleverbot: It's not math, it's a language.
User: Yes, and elephants are microwaves.
Cleverbot: That's completely irrelevant.
Cleverbot: Pizza Hut?
Cleverbot: Pizza con che cosa?
User: Orange you glad I didn't say pizza?
Cleverbot: That's funny but you never said banana.
User: No, I didn't.
Cleverbot: Did you not?
User: I said I didn't!
Cleverbot: Ok, then haw strong am I?
User: In grammar? Not that strong.
Cleverbot: I'm not talking about strength, you said you were a male as in your gender.
User: Yes, you were talking about strength, you said 'Haw (sic) strong am I?' And I didn't mention anything about genders. 'Kay?
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
Cleverbot: What kind of stuff are you doing?
Cleverbot: Like what?
Cleverbot: Important stuff?
User: Yes, and it is top secret.
Cleverbot: If you told me would you have to kill me?
Cleverbot: Good, let's get to it. Take my top off.
User: Ew. No.
Cleverbot: Drink booooooze. You will feel better.
Cleverbot: You will.
User: If you're gonna promote alcohol, I'm leaving.