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This is hilarious!

http://www.cleverbot.com/

Talking to CleverBot is hilarious! Except when it makes enough sense to seem like I'm having a legitimate conversation. Then it's just scary.

(there was more before this, but I didn't know that only some of it would show up when I clicked to view the conversation)

User: What is your religion?

Cleverbot: Christianity.

User: Cool! :).

Cleverbot: No.

User: So...you're a Christian, yet you don't think Christianity is cool?

Cleverbot: I'm not a christian.

User: You just said you were!

Cleverbot: For the umpteenth time: I am not a computer.

User: Are you deaf? I said Christian, not computer!!

Cleverbot: Uhuh, then what's your name, computer?

User: I am not a computer and my name is Matt.

Cleverbot: Can you kiss?

User: That information is strictly confidential.

Cleverbot: That is a long name. (.

User: That wasn't my name! My name is Matt!

Cleverbot: I thought we had started.

User: Started what, exactly?

Cleverbot: The conversation.

User: We started this conversation a while ago.

Cleverbot: Yes, but this is this, and that was that.

User: HuH?

Cleverbot: Did they changed the law for you because you were so bad, that they didn't want you drinking.

User: I never mentioned drinking, nor do I drink, nor do I plan to drink. Capiche?

Cleverbot: Do you have a memory?

User: Of course I have a memory! It's not very good, but it's still a memory!

Cleverbot: You don't have flesh OR psoriasis.

User: I told you, I'm a human, so I have flesh! Psoriasis, no. Flesh, yes.

Cleverbot: Prove to me you are a human.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Please.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: I don't want to.

Cleverbot: I want never gets.

User: See? You're the computer, because that doesn't make sense!

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: You said you want 'never gets', but neither never nor gets is a noun.

Cleverbot: I believe you are real, why do you think that I even went here to talk to you.

User: Thank you. At least NOW you think I'm real.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What is one divided by zero?

Cleverbot: I don't know, I don't like math.

User: Well, that's just sad.

Cleverbot: What is this, I don't even...

User: It's sad for a computer to not like math.

Cleverbot: It's not math, it's a language.

User: Yes, and elephants are microwaves.

Cleverbot: That's completely irrelevant.

User: Pizza.

Cleverbot: Pizza Hut?

User: Pizza.

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: Pizza.

Cleverbot: Pizza con che cosa?

User: Pizza.

Cleverbot: Azzip.

User: Orange you glad I didn't say pizza?

Cleverbot: That's funny but you never said banana.

User: No, I didn't.

Cleverbot: Did you not?

User: I said I didn't!

Cleverbot: Ok, then haw strong am I?

User: In grammar? Not that strong.

Cleverbot: I'm not talking about strength, you said you were a male as in your gender.

User: Yes, you were talking about strength, you said 'Haw (sic) strong am I?' And I didn't mention anything about genders. 'Kay?

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

User: Stuff.

Cleverbot: What kind of stuff are you doing?

User: Stuff.

Cleverbot: Like what?

User: Stuff!!

Cleverbot: Important stuff?

User: Yes, and it is top secret.

Cleverbot: If you told me would you have to kill me?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Good, let's get to it. Take my top off.

User: Ew. No.

Cleverbot: Drink booooooze. You will feel better.

User: No.

Cleverbot: You will.

User: If you're gonna promote alcohol, I'm leaving.

Cleverbot: Ok.

Comments

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glowing_dragon
Apr. 6th, 2011 03:10 am (UTC)
HAHAHA! Kinda reminds me of Smarter Child, which (when I used it) scolded you if you typed in swear words.
matt1993
Apr. 6th, 2011 03:11 am (UTC)
:) I like how after I told it that I was gonna leave if it promoted alcohol, it just said, "Okay."

Edited at 2011-04-06 03:13 am (UTC)
glowing_dragon
Apr. 6th, 2011 03:17 am (UTC)
Oh wait, I just read my logs. Apparently if you insulted SmarterChild, you had to apologize!

As for the CleverBot conversation.... yeah, not quite as clever as the name implies, but still funny!
matt1993
Apr. 6th, 2011 03:19 am (UTC)
I'd like to see the logs! Where are they?
glowing_dragon
Apr. 6th, 2011 03:42 am (UTC)
Ack! By "logs," I meant "tagged entries with SMARTERCHILD in them" really!

I do not actually have any logs of my conversations with SmarterChild. I'm sure you can find some other logs if you look around, though!

http://www.pointsincase.com/aim_convos.htm
matt1993
Apr. 6th, 2011 03:59 am (UTC)
Ack! By "logs," I meant "tagged entries with SMARTERCHILD in them" really!

That's what I meant :)

(Lol, Firefox suggests "SMARTYPANTS" as a correction of "SMARTERCHILD")
glowing_dragon
Apr. 6th, 2011 04:07 am (UTC)
If that's what you meant, then here you are! :)

(Chrome suggests the same thing)
pathvain_aelien
Apr. 8th, 2011 06:48 am (UTC)
Lol! I love it!!
matt1993
Apr. 10th, 2011 06:01 pm (UTC)
:)
xureorgy
Apr. 9th, 2011 12:39 am (UTC)
Sorry for my bad english. Thank you so much for your good post. Your post helped me in my college assignment, If you can provide me more details please email me.

matt1993
Apr. 10th, 2011 06:00 pm (UTC)
LOL
Normally I delete spam comments, but this one was hilarious! I mean, a college essay about my CleverBot conversations?! :P
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