At least I have my topic already...
And now for something completely different:
A woman suddenly died at her office cubicle, but wasn't found dead until a day later. Sad. :(
And now for something completely different in a completely different way:
Guy dressed up as Mario plays real-life Mario Kart. Funny, but also makes you wonder how he gets away with it.
EDIT: Also, I forgot to mention this yesterday, but we have our wireless Internet back! Yay!