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November 22nd, 2010

Loser brick words free @ 01:38 am

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Try this:

1) Go to any YouTube video
2) Click the CC button at the bottom (if it doesn't have one, try another video)
3) Click Transcribe Audio
4) If a message box doesn't appear, repeat steps 2 and 3 until it does (it's kinda stubborn sometimes)
5) Click OK
6) Restart the video
7) Crack up laughing at the 85% of the captions that are hilariously messed up

Also, I have another poll for y'all:

Which userpics do you most want to see when I get more userpic space? If the powered-up Enya & Moya userpics and/or the Cosmic Enya & Cosmic Moya userpics are combined as per the last poll, votes for the individual userpics in this poll count as 1/2, 1/10, 1/20, or 1/22 of a vote for the combined userpic it is made into.

Userpics that I've already made, but can't upload yet, are not included since those will be first. (Actually, I was gonna include them, but decided against it since it's already 1:16 AM)

Explanation of each option:
Underlined ideas appeared in the first two polls, but still haven't been made

All of Me - from How to Train Your Dragon: Hiccup's dad tells him he needs to get rid of "this", and he replies, "But you just pointed to all of me!"
Bee Enya and Bee Moya - obvious
Blimp Enya and Blimp Moya - obvious
Boo Enya and Boo Moya - obvious
Bulb Enya and Bulb Moya - obvious
But I Hit a Night Fury! - from How to Train Your Dragon: Hiccup says...well, you know the rest
Chocolate Star - Mario gets a Bronze Star, captioned: "You got a Bronze Star Chocolate Star!"
Cloud Enya and Cloud Moya - obvious
Cosmic Enya and Cosmic Moya - obvious
Count to You - Engrish Return of the King caption: "No, Merry, I am going to count to you"
Curse You, Tiny Toilet - from Despicable Me: Vector gets sprayed in the face by the toilet he just shrunk, saying, "Curse you, tiny toilet!"
Daisy! Daisy! Daisy! Daisy! - from The Great Gatsby: Myrtle says, "Daisy! Daisy! Daisy! Daisy! I'll say her name whenever I want to!"
Dash Enya and Dash Moya - obvious
Does This Count as Annoying? - from Despicable Me: one of the girls (I forget her name) says "Does this count as annoying?" and hits her cheeks a few times
Emocrat - No, not the way Urban Dictionary defines it. It's based on how I'm pretty sure the events of Revelations are happening right now. The Emocratic slogan is "NO WE CAN'T! We're in Revelations!" and the Emocratic symbol is the lemming
Escalator to Hell - Buffy saying, "Aren't there any escalators to hell?" in issue 10 (I think) of the Buffy comic
Everyone Look Busy - From The Simpsons Game: Lisa (I think) says that Kang & Kodos must be the final boss, to which Homer says, "AAH! The boss! Everyone look busy!"
Fire Enya and Fire Moya - so obvious, I don't even need to link to Super Mario Wiki for this one
Flashcard Monsters - I don't remember what episode of Buffy it's in, but Chao-Ahn says (in Chinese, but this userpic will have it in English) "Are the flashcard monsters attacking?"
Grrr...Meow! - From the Strong Bad E-mail "retirement": Marshie says, "Hello, Kenneth! Hear me ROAR! Grrr...Meow!"
I Always Drop Strawberries - from Roswell: Liz drops a bowl of strawberries, then says, "I always drop strawberries this time of day."
I Was Just Playing DigDug - in the X-Files (I forget the episode title, but it's the one showing how the Lone Gunmen first met), this guy plays DigDug on his computer but then gets taken away because the security people think he hacked into government files
Infinite-Legged Horse - Based on Wikipedia:How many legs does a horse have?: a "proof" that a horse has an infinite number of legs, with an infinite-legged horse in the last panel
Invinciblican - The party based on my political opinion from back when I was incapable of making sense. The slogan is, "Why bother making any sense when you can just run through terrorists wearing a Starman shirt?" (yeah, it was a shirt - I didn't mention that detail here because it was stupid enough without it) and the symbol is a flashing Starman shirt.
Ketchup on the Computer - From the Strong Bad E-mail "funny", in which Strong Bad says, "Aunt Ruthie! Aunt Ruthie! There's ketchup on the computer!"
Lordstar Toyer - An example of a problem I have all too often: the line "Let the little people blow!" in Fellowship of the Ring reminds me of a time on the Homestar Runner Wiki Forum when someone posted "Make the children really ring" (to this day, I still have no clue what it means) to a lot of the forum games, which reminds me of the vending machine forum game on the HRWF, then of the scene with the vending machine in Toy Story 3, then of all of Andy's toys meeting Lotso, then I'm like, "Why am I thinking of Toy Story 3 while reading Fellowship of the Ring?"
Mmm, Fashnik - Dawn: "I think it's pronounced 'mmm, Fashnik.' Like, 'mmm, cookies.'" Xander: "I think it's pronounced 'muh-Fashnik.' Like, 'muh...Fashnik.'" (I don't remember what the episode is called)
No One Shoots at Santa Claus - on the note from an X-Files episode that I forget the name of
Not Possible - from Everything is Illuminated: Alex says, "Grandfather informs me that this is not possible"
On Crane with Frasier Air - from the Frasier episode "Frasier Crane's Day Off" (I think): Frasier says, "You're on the crane with Frasier Air."
Panic Face - Mulder's panic face
Parachuting Toads - Scully: "Mulder, it's raining toads." Mulder: "Maybe their parachutes didn't open."
Pegasus Likes Licorice - A phrase used to demonstrate the Sorites paradox. This userpic will, of course, actually feature Pegasus eating licorice.
PrtSc Land Doesn't Make Sense - Six characters from PrtSc Land (my old webcomic for those of you new-ish here), with slightly changed lyrics to It Doesn't Make Sense: "It doesn't make sense, it doesn't make sense, if you understand this then you're mad, it doesn't make sense, it doesn't make sense, and your comic is also quite bad."
Put Some Elbow Grease Into It - I'm not sure which, but there's at least one Gearmo minigame in Super Mario Galaxy 2 (and possibly the first SMG) that if you fail it, the Gearmo says to "put some elbow grease into it"
Rainbow Enya and Rainbow Moya - obvious
Rock Enya and Rock Moya - obvious
Roy is the Antichrist - An edited scene in one of the U.S. Acres segments of Garfield & Friends that I'm not sure even exists after not seeing it listed on http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NumberOfTheBeast. But basically, Roy becomes a policeman and starts arresting everyone, and one of the violations he mentions (assuming I didn't accidentally make it up) happens to be code 666. So in this userpic, after he mentions it, Wade says, "Roy is the antichrist! Oh, help!"
SALT - the logo I designed for my team at the HAS summer camp
She is Deranged - from Everything is Illuminated: Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. growls, and Alex says, "She is deranged, but so, so playful!"
Sip of the Lemonade - From Garfield's Pet Force: Vetvix steals Garfield's lemonade, and Garfield says, "I'll tell you where the crystal is!...if you'll, uh, let me have a sip of that lemonade."
Spinning Gandalf - Saruman magically spinning Gandalf
Spring Enya and Spring Moya - obvious
Sugar Riddled Gunshots in a Crowded Mall - a cereal from the Strong Bad E-mail "specially marked". On the box is a piece of cereal dressed as a cowboy, saying, "Can someone tell me how this is a cereal, pardner?"
Summing it Up - from How to Train Your Dragon: Hiccup says, "Thanks for summing that up."
Ted - There was one funny line in the Buffy episode "Ted" that Ted said while malfunctioning that I wanted to make a userpic of, but I don't remember it now...
The Myrtle of Town - The first ever (possibly) Homestar Runner/The Great Gatsby crossover. The Homestar cookie ornament from Decemberween Short Shorts says, "Does anyone know if it is either illegal or unethical to wanna eat yourself?" Myrtle, while tasting her own blood, takes over the King of Town ornament's line: "I sure hope not!"
This is a Pen - Percy Jackson receiving that pen-sword thing, saying, "This is a pen!"
Tickle Me Emo Crying and Tickle Me Emo Slitting Wrists - From Tickle Me Emo, one of the few emo jokes that I actually think is somewhat funny
Transfer to Someone Who Can Help You - From the Strong Bad E-mail "isp": Homestar says, "Alright, I can help you with that. Please hold while I transfer you to someone who can help you with that."
Troll in the Dungeon - from Harry Potter & the Sorcerer's Stone: Quirrell says, "TROLL IN THE DUNGEON! TROLL IN THE DUNGEON!...I thought you ought to know."
Underwood Gave Dido Hug, Now Many Didos - Based on the backwards lyrics to Prayin' For Daylight by Rascal Flatts. Carrie Underwood gives Dido a hug, but then several more Didos run past and trample them.
Waisting Your Energy - A parody of messed-up closed captions I saw while watching the first episode of Bleach. Rukia tells Ichigo that he's just "waisting" his energy by trying to break the Kido, to which he replies, "Waisting? Are you calling me fat?" Rukia responds, "Those closed capBLEACHtioning people nevCARTOON NETWORKer get anytEPISODE 1hing right, do they..."
X-Piles - in some X-Files episode, Mulder has a lot of papers scattered all over his desk
Young Fry of Treachery - a fried egg and a French fry with a quote from one of the murderers from Macbeth: "What, you egg! Young fry of treachery!"
ᔕჷ :ʇᴉɯᴉƮ pǝǝdS - upside-down speed limit sign, obviously


EDIT: I forgot to mention this - anytime I said in the explanations that I don't remember a particular detail, feel free to tell me if you know it.

Poll #1647528 Userpic Wars III
This poll is closed.

Which userpics do you want me to make?

All of Me
0(0.0%)
Bee Enya
0(0.0%)
Bee Moya
0(0.0%)
Blimp Enya
0(0.0%)
Blimp Moya
0(0.0%)
Boo Enya
0(0.0%)
Boo Moya
0(0.0%)
Bulb Enya
0(0.0%)
Bulb Moya
0(0.0%)
But I Hit a Night Fury!
0(0.0%)
Chocolate Star
0(0.0%)
Cloud Enya
0(0.0%)
Cloud Moya
0(0.0%)
Cosmic Enya
0(0.0%)
Cosmic Moya
0(0.0%)

I ran out of options

Count to You
0(0.0%)
Curse You, Tiny Toilet
0(0.0%)
Daisy! Daisy! Daisy! Daisy!
0(0.0%)
Dash Enya
0(0.0%)
Dash Moya
0(0.0%)
Does This Count as Annoying?
0(0.0%)
Emocrat
0(0.0%)
Escalator to Hell
0(0.0%)
Everyone Look Busy
0(0.0%)
Fire Enya
0(0.0%)
Fire Moya
0(0.0%)
Flashcard Monsters
0(0.0%)
Grrr...Meow!
0(0.0%)
I Always Drop Strawberries
0(0.0%)
I Was Just Playing DigDug
0(0.0%)

I ran out of options again

Infinite-Legged Horse
0(0.0%)
Invinciblican
0(0.0%)
Ketchup on the Computer
0(0.0%)
Lordstar Toyer
0(0.0%)
Mmm, Fashnik
0(0.0%)
No One Shoots at Santa Claus
0(0.0%)
Not Possible
0(0.0%)
On Crane with Frasier Air
0(0.0%)
Panic Face
0(0.0%)
Parachuting Toads
0(0.0%)
Pegasus Likes Licorice
0(0.0%)
PrtSc Land Doesn't Make Sense
0(0.0%)
Put Some Elbow Grease Into It
0(0.0%)
Rainbow Enya
0(0.0%)
Rainbow Moya
0(0.0%)

And again

Rock Enya
0(0.0%)
Rock Moya
0(0.0%)
Roy is the Antichrist
0(0.0%)
SALT
0(0.0%)
She is Deranged
0(0.0%)
Sip of the Lemonade
0(0.0%)
Spinning Gandalf
0(0.0%)
Spring Enya
0(0.0%)
Spring Moya
0(0.0%)
Sugar Riddled Gunshots in a Crowded Mall
0(0.0%)
Summing it Up
0(0.0%)
Ted
0(0.0%)
The Myrtle of Town
0(0.0%)
This is a Pen
0(0.0%)
Tickle Me Emo Crying
0(0.0%)

This is getting annoying

Tickle Me Emo Slitting Wrists
0(0.0%)
Transfer to Someone who Can Help You
0(0.0%)
Troll in the Dungeon
0(0.0%)
Underwood Gave Dido Hug
0(0.0%)
Waisting Your Energy
0(0.0%)
X-Piles
0(0.0%)
Young Fry of Treachery
0(0.0%)
ᔕჷ :ʇᴉɯᴉƮ pǝǝdS
0(0.0%)
 
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Tidbits of Matt's Life

This is where I post my incoherent ramblings. It's where I post the coherent ones, too!