"Being able to travel faster than the speed of light would lead to a wide variety of bizarre consequences. For instance, an astronaut moving faster than it would theoretically arrive at a destination before leaving."
A woman with what appears to be a cell phone mysteriously appears in a 1928 Charlie Chaplin movie.
Coincidence? I think not. Hey time traveller, could you please buy me a cure for autism?
*Read every other letter left to right starting with the second, then read every other letter right to left starting with the last (or the second-to-last in the subject line)