http://jesustoasters.com/ - A toaster that toasts an image of Jesus onto bread. :D
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-503543_162-20014645-503543.html - Seems that Hitler was actually racist against himself.
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/09/02/earlyshow/living/parenting/main6828957.shtml - A baby...smoking? UNIVERSE gained 1 SIGN OF APOCALYPSE!
http://www.boingboing.net/2010/09/13/school-suspends-cryi.html - Bloodshot eyes automatically mean marijuana? UNIVERSE gained another SIGN OF APOCALYPSE!
http://blogs.tcpalm.com/off_the_beat_will_greenlee_blog/2010/08/drunk-man-jailed-after-arguing-with-bike-argument-winner-unclear.html - I can kinda understand why he might argue with his bike, because my bike would never let me ride it ;)