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Hi! I'm Matt Aaron. All I really do all day is do stuff on my computer or video games (I'm really into backwards music and Mario), unless I'm supposed to be in school. My favorite subject in school is math. I hate all the other subjects (especially when I have to write essays; those should be considered a nuclear hazard), but I still have to do my homework. I am taking college computer and math classes even though I'm only in 11th grade, and even got first place in both individual AND team competition at a math competition.

I am autistic, and am usually high-functioning, but it takes me a while to explain things, and I have WAY too many regrets of the stupid things I've done while I wasn't as high-functioning.


Rules of my journal that I can think of off the top of my head:

- If you friend me, I will friend you back unless you seem like a spambot, friending bot, or jerk, and if you unfriend me I unfriend you. (Note: For a while, I didn't really have this rule even as an unwritten rule, so if I didn't friend you back at first and you weren't acting like a bot then that's why.)

- I only unscreen comments with swearing if I have a response to them. (Which has been every time so far, but still)

- I tend to ban people who haven't even commented on anything I said if they just seem like jerks. However, anyone I ban will be unbanned a year later (even though it still hasn't been a year since the first person I banned was banned), since that's about how long it took me to start making more sense on the Internet.


Glossary of all Matt1993isms:

(Note: I am in the process of adding IPA pronounciations to some entries for no reason whatsoever.)

%#SOAP%#! %#EXPLANATION%# %#PRCNT%# - pathvain_aelien took a quiz that I took and apparently, instead of a real result, it showed that, so I made up a preview of a soap opera about MissingNos. called that...or tried to, anyway, since I've never really seen a soap opera preview, and %#SOAP%#! %#EXPLANATION%# %#PRCNT%# ended up looking more like a murder mystery movie (but not too much like that, either, since it tells who the murderer is in the preview).

2.5ble date - A double date with one more person involved.

2.9ble date - A double date with two more people (which aren't dating) involved. Can't be simply a triple date, since that implies the other two people are dating too.

7:97 AM - Irregular time my clock showed in a dream I had.

AAAAAfAfAf-F D (/ˈæfˌæfæfd/) - A corrupted Super Mario World level. What's weird is that even though I only saw it in one corruption of Super Mario World, both Rob Thomas and Sarah McLachlan have mentioned it backwards.

about to have some lunch - See pucker up because we're about to have some lunch.

albino toast - Something mentioned in the backwards lyrics to Jellicle Songs for Jellicle Cats from Cats. Sounds tasty.

anycattlenotingway - See cattle note.

author cancelled - Some weird phrase from a dream I had. In the dream, it apparently meant I was banned from playing Mario games. In waking life, I use it to represent errors or the apocalypse sometimes. I also used it as my "real" name on my profile for awhile. See also: big Crayola mess, frozen pets, Matt with peanut butter, no education for singer.

aw gnat - I could've sworn I had found "oh gnat" in some backwards lyric and had started using the phrase "aw gnat" because of it, but searching OWY1U doesn't seem to be helping. Oh well.

big Crayola mess - A test that I did not do well on, or a paper I did not write well. Name comes from a weird dream I had. See also: author cancelled, frozen pets, Matt with peanut butter, no education for singer.

binner alley dus - See dinner alley bus.

care for husking in - My term for joining or coming in to something, sometimes used in my first post to communities. Originated from the backwards lyrics to Life for Rent by Dido.

cattle note - In the backwards lyrics to Til Kingdom Come by Coldplay, it says "What the cattle note?" Thus, that's one of the things I use instead of "what the h***" or "what the f***". I also say "cattle-noting" a lot even though I haven't heard a backwards lyric that uses it as a verb yet.

celebritician - Part celebrity, part politician. Or something. See also: govanagmanitate.

CELERY!! - Originating from a comic made with the Garfield Randomizer, I now plan to say that whenever I'm mad at someone, but I always seem to say "uChIN RA G" instead.

chin rag - See uChIN RA G.

comCT (/kɔmˈsiti/) - What I used to call computers when I was really young. I have no idea how I would have capitalized and spelled it back then, so I just go with that spelling.

Cranther¹ - One time, pathvain_aelien mentioned one of her instructors in college, and I thought the name she said was "Cranther", which sounded like a very unique name so we use it a lot now as an inside joke. See also: Juke, KnoneN.

Cranther² - My first Dungeons & Dragons character, who is more autistic than I am.

Crystal Light nose - My term for jerks or stupid people, coming from an incident at camp. I'd link to the entry about said incident, but it's a friends-only entry.

dinner alley bus - See nibble like the dinner alley bus.

edot (/ɛdˈɑt/), edut (/ɛdˈət/), edat (/ɛdˈæt/), edet (/ɛdˈɛt/) - If I already added "EDIT: blah blah blah" to a post and need to do something like that again, the next one says "edot" instead of "edit". On SmackJeeves, I have sometimes gone further; after edot, it's edut, then edat, then edet.

evil Snapple - Something you would NOT want to drink. Originated from the backwards lyrics to The Attack on Rue Plumet from Les Miserables.

friends on the high lock - Uh, don't ask me. But it's from the backwards lyrics to S.O.S. by the Jonas Brothers.

frozen pets - Some phrase from a weird dream I had. I have no clue what it means. Apparently, it has something to do with the apocalypse, my own death, and/or the number 666. See also: author cancelled, big Crayola mess, Matt with peanut butter, no education for singer.

govanagmanitate - A mix of the government, a manager, humanity, and fate. See also: celebritician.

holy whole hand dealer - My equivalent of phrases like "holy sh**". Originated from the backwards lyrics to Strange World by Sarah McLachlan.

husking in - See care for husking in.

imposter song - An iPod glitch where if you pause a song the instant it ends, the next song will play while the screen still shows the previous song and that it is paused. See also: plaused.

Juke - One time, pathvain_aelien and I were reading the Mortal Instruments series, and one of us (I don't remember who) accidentally combined Jace's and Luke's names, resulting in "Juke", which has become a running gag. See also: Cranther, KnoneN.

KnoneN - pathvain_aelien was going through e-mails that she and I used to send each other back and forth all the time, and one of my e-mails had a binary subject line that was apparently just random ones and zeros, as I tried translating it to find what I said and it wound up being "KnoneN". See also: Cranther, Juke.

let Olimar push the slush - A backwards lyric to Orinoco Flow by Enya, which I sometimes say randomly.

math of no - I don't know exactly, but it originated from the backwards lyrics to Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer from Cats, and apparently can be eaten.

Matt with peanut butter - From a weird dream I had where I looked up "Matt" on Wikipedia and it was one of the results. Sounds tasty. I've considered making it my username on some websites. See also: author cancelled, big Crayola mess, frozen pets, no education for singer.

Matt1993ism - If you can't tell what exactly a Matt1993ism is, how did you know that the word Matt1993ism was a Matt1993ism? :P

nibble like the dinner alley bus - Coldplay's eating habit according to the backwards lyrics to The Hardest Part.

no education for singer - Some weird phrase from a dream I had. I have no clue what it means. See also: author cancelled, big Crayola mess, frozen pets, Matt with peanut butter.

óúlú÷b - There was this one time (before I was on LJ) when the closed captioning on the TV was messed up and produced text like that. I remembered it because pathvain_aelien said, "I don't know what O U L U divided by B means."

Ours Will You 1-Up, OWY1U - A website I have on Google Sites about backwards lyrics to various songs I like. Currently down for maintenance with a pretty hilarious fake error page. Name originated from the backwards lyrics to the first song I ever played backwards: Out of the Shadows by Sarah McLachlan.

plause - An iPod glitch linked to the imposter song glitch, in which the screen says that a song is paused even though a different song is actually playing. Pressing pause when this happens makes the screen admit that a song is playing, but not what song it is. The pause button functions normally afterwards.

pre-Smackjeevzoic - Can refer to anything I did before I knew about SmackJeeves, but usually refers to the first version of PrtSc Land (since I didn't intend on putting it online back then).

PrtSc Land - A webcomic I had on SmackJeeves that started out being just screenshots of random things (mostly Neopets and ICQ) with jokes about them, and even though it became a crossover comic with a real plot, it's not popular because the current version still has a few comics from the screenshot days and REALLY long explanations of the hundreds I didn't keep. I might restart it on LJ (which I should've done in the first place); if so, I'll just get to the plot and save screenshots for miscellaneous posts. See also: pre-Smackjeevzoic, PrtSc Land syndrome.

PrtSc Land syndrome - This term was originally used more generally for any time that something I do is obviously a bad idea, yet I don't realize it until people are mean about it. Due to learning that the term "foot-in-mouth" already existed for that, I later decided to use "PrtSc Land syndrome" to refer exclusively to foot-in-mouth that happens even though my close friends tell me it's a good idea.

pucker up because we're about to have some lunch - What my friend thought I said instead of "Dr. Octagonapus & Watch".

pull a my wisdom teeth - To only hurt for one day.

push the slush - See let Olimar push the slush.

qensor - To replace every letter with Q, the only letter of the alphabet for which there isn't at least one word with sexual connotation starting with it (at least there wasn't before I got a comment on this post).

qq, qqq, qqqq, etc. - See qensor.

replise¹ - To revise something and then reply to it.

replise² - To reply suddenly. According to pathvain_aelien, either she or I accidentally said that instead of "replied suddenly", but I don't remember it.

Share on Facebook - According to a glitched quiz I took, it's a language that is possibly similar to Portuguese.

skace - Face skin, I guess. Term was coined when I took a quiz that said my most appealing feature was my skin but the marker on the graph was on "face", though irish_ileana was the one to coin it in a comment on that entry.

skidhole - My word for a**hole, originating from the backwards lyrics to Paint the Sky with Stars by Enya. Has been deprecated; now I mostly use "Crystal Light nose" for any word that basically means jerk or stupid person. See also: yellow beat.

SOAP EXPLANATION PRCNT - See %#SOAP%#! %#EXPLANATION%# %#PRCNT%#.

STCNU - "Shut the cattle note up". See also: cattle note.

uChIN RA G - Text that shows up in a glitch that's possible in Super Mario World, but only when hacked. Go to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVSO1WlmMRQ (not my video, by the way; if I ever get a YouTube account, expect the apocalypse to happen VERY soon afterward) and skip to 1:06 for more info.

Waenya - A rival to Enya in the same way that Wario and Waluigi are to Mario and Luigi. She was mentioned in the backwards lyrics to Never Want to Say It's Love by Dido, so I went ahead and designed her on OWY1U. I've heard "Wadido" and "Warah" mentioned in backwards lyrics (since Sarah McLachlan sang both of the songs they're from, it's safe to assume the latter is "Warah McWachlan") as well, so I'll design those characters once OWY1U is back up.

what the beat coping gnat, what the cattle note, what the noose mug Yoshi, what the sail - All of these are various substitutes for "what the h***" or "what the f***". The origins are from the backwards versions of The Old Gumbie Cat (Cats), Til Kingdom Come (Coldplay), Good Enough (Sarah McLachlan), and Mary (Sarah McLachlan), respectively. See also: cattle note.

will me 1-Up - See Ours Will You 1-Up. (It's not an alternate name for my website, but it does have the same origin.)

WTBCG - See what the beat coping gnat.

WTCN - See what the cattle note.

yellow beat - A euphemism for the A word that originated from the backwards lyrics to Do What You Have To Do by Sarah McLachlan: "I've been hoping they kiss my yellow beat." See also: skidhole, yellowbeatume.

yellowbeatume - Used in place of "assume" whenever I need to make a joke about making a YELLOW BEAT out of U and ME instead of a less appropriate version of said joke. See also: yellow beat.

you chin rag - See uChIN RA G.

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